Largest Black Market: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 591st
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Victory is a dish best served with those cheese rolls
Tzar Dmitrius II Soprovich
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Empire Of Cruchan

Population14.613 billion

CapitalKarak Norn
LeaderTzar Dmitrius II Soprovich

CurrencyRiddermark
AnimalCat and Dog

The Empire of Empire Of Cruchan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tzar Dmitrius II Soprovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.613 billion Cruchanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karak Norn. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cruchanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,895 trillion Riddermarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 403,431 Riddermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire Of Cruchan's national animal is the Cat and Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Empire Of Cruchan is ranked 104,769th in the world and 2,775th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,395.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 802ndHighest Average Incomes: 924thMost Patriotic: 1,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,084thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,232ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,520thLowest Crime Rates: 1,687thHighest Economic Output: 1,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,078thLargest Governments: 2,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,348thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,664thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,581stMost Cultured: 3,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,636thMost Developed: 4,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,268thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,467thSmartest Citizens: 5,776thHealthiest Citizens: 6,539thMost Stationary: 6,550thMost Efficient Economies: 6,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,203rdHighest Food Quality: 8,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,509thMost Secular: 11,806thTop
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Most Influential: 13,217thLargest Populations: 20,677thMost Authoritarian: 23,381st
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Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 206th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 244th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 254th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Empire Of Cruchan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Empire Of Cruchan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, Empire Of Cruchan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Empire Of Cruchan, the fate of the world literally rests on Tzar Dmitrius II Soprovich's fingers.

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