Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,841stMost Secular: 7,318th
The Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Emergency
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Emergency puppet 83

Population5.118 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalSpider

The Grand Duchy of Emergency puppet 83 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 5.118 billion Emergency puppet 83ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 83ian economy, worth 533 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,210 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 529,492 per year while the poor average 11,348, a ratio of 46.7 to 1.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 83's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 83 is ranked 31,789th in the world and 1,875th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 126 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,543rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,841stMost Secular: 7,318thLargest Black Market: 9,144thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,324thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,417thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,925thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,514thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,526thMost Average: 23,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,445th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Secular: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 476th in the regionLargest Black Market: 480th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 579th in the regionMost Average: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 636th in the regionMost Stationary: 640th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 680th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 713th in the regionMost Influential: 797th in the region

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  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Emergency puppet 83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 83, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 83, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.

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