Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,913thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,838th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Emergency
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Emergency Puppet 57

Population9.865 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalBlack Widow

The Kingdom of Emergency Puppet 57 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.865 billion Emergency Puppet 57ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 57ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,312 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Emergency Puppet 57, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 57's national animal is the Black Widow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency Puppet 57 is ranked 99,708th in the world and 259th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 438.77699696032 days.

Top
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,913thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,838thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,474thLargest Black Market: 11,279thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,754thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,795thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,129thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,746thMost Devout: 20,103rdHighest Economic Output: 20,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,940thMost Developed: 26,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,971stHighest Average Incomes: 27,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,322nd
Top
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Emergency Puppet 57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 57, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 57, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 57, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.

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