Population | 9.975 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Black Widow |
The Most Serene Republic of Emergency Puppet 39 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.975 billion Emergency Puppet 39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 39ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,891 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Emergency Puppet 39, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 39's national animal is the Black Widow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Emergency Puppet 39 is ranked 99,580th in the world and 240th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 439.79827408448 days.
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- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.