Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,952nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Emergency
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Emergency Puppet 39

Population9.975 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalBlack Widow

The Most Serene Republic of Emergency Puppet 39 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.975 billion Emergency Puppet 39ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency Puppet 39ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,891 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Emergency Puppet 39, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 39's national animal is the Black Widow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emergency Puppet 39 is ranked 99,580th in the world and 240th in Emergency Puppet for Most Stationary, with 439.79827408448 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,422ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,952ndLargest Black Market: 7,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,980thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,936thMost Patriotic: 13,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,278thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,412thMost Devout: 14,576thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,664thHighest Economic Output: 17,685thMost Developed: 18,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,425thLargest Governments: 18,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,561stHighest Average Incomes: 21,568thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,592ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,913thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,130thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,744thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,736thMost Efficient Economies: 27,663rd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Emergency Puppet 39 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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