Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,069thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,712thMost Armed: 7,836th
The United Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Emergency
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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Emergency Puppet 2

Population5.342 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalScorpion

The United Kingdom of Emergency Puppet 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.342 billion Emergency Puppet 2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The powerhouse Emergency Puppet 2ian economy, worth 578 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,315 Deneroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 429,624 per year while the poor average 18,441, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, they who do not work shall not eat, and the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency Puppet 2's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency Puppet 2 is ranked 68,620th in the world and 3,289th in Balder for Best Weather, with 107 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,069thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,712thMost Armed: 7,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,684thLargest Black Market: 9,187thLargest Mining Sector: 10,648thMost Patriotic: 11,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,257thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,185thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,990thHealthiest Citizens: 21,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,487thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,471stMost Devout: 22,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,091st
Top
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 279th in the regionMost Armed: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 389th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 473rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 487th in the regionLargest Black Market: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 503rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 616th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency Puppet 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Emergency Puppet 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Emergency Puppet 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
  • : Emergency Puppet 2 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency Puppet 2, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.

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