Largest Mining Sector: 7,646thMost Secular: 8,080thMost Patriotic: 8,679th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Emergency
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Emergency puppet 18

Population6.324 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalTiger

The Armed Republic of Emergency puppet 18 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.324 billion Emergency puppet 18ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 18ian economy, worth 550 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,018 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

'Tigernado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 18's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Emergency puppet 18 is ranked 163,122nd in the world and 4,551st in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 103.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 7,646thMost Secular: 8,080thMost Patriotic: 8,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,904thLargest Black Market: 12,201stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,215thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,107thMost Developed: 23,934thLowest Crime Rates: 24,752nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 360th in the regionMost Secular: 381st in the regionMost Stationary: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionLargest Black Market: 503rd in the regionMost Influential: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emergency puppet 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, 'Tigernado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Emergency puppet 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emergency puppet 18, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.

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