Population | 25.797 billion |
Capital | Emailistan City |
Leader | the Chief Executive |
Faith | Decency |
Currency | Unit of Currency |
Animal | Basset Hound |
The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.797 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,453 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,929 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.
Emailistan is ranked 1,439th in the world and 30th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,314.70557192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Emailistan, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.