Least Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Inclusive: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All
the Chief Executive
Influence
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Emailistan

Population25.797 billion

CapitalEmailistan City
Leaderthe Chief Executive
FaithDecency

CurrencyUnit of Currency
AnimalBasset Hound

The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.797 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,453 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,929 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 1,439th in the world and 30th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 4,314.70557192 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 15thMost Inclusive: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51stMost Secular: 55thHighest Food Quality: 57thMost Pacifist: 63rdSafest: 79thMost Advanced Public Education: 80thMost Compassionate Citizens: 88thMost Cultured: 94thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 105thHealthiest Citizens: 130thNicest Citizens: 146thMost Rebellious Youth: 148thMost Developed: 151stLongest Average Lifespans: 166thSmartest Citizens: 170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274thBest Weather: 279thLargest Governments: 307thLargest Publishing Industry: 308thLargest Welfare Programs: 411thLowest Crime Rates: 1,245thMost Stationary: 1,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,552ndHighest Economic Output: 1,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,979thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,646thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,754thLargest Populations: 7,190thMost Efficient Economies: 7,877thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,826thMost Influential: 12,925thTop
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Nudest: 16,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,786thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,602nd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 243rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 295th in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 389th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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