Least Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Inclusive: 45thMost Advanced Public Education: 51st
The United Socialist States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All
the Chief Executive
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Emailistan

Population21.815 billion

CapitalEmailistan City
Leaderthe Chief Executive
FaithDecency

CurrencyUnit of Currency
AnimalBasset Hound

The United Socialist States of Emailistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Chief Executive with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 21.815 billion Emailis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emailistan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emailistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,964 trillion Units of Currency a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 273,417 Units of Currency, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emailistan's national animal is the Basset Hound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Decency.

Emailistan is ranked 51st in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 46,740.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 17thMost Inclusive: 45thMost Advanced Public Education: 51stHighest Food Quality: 59thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdMost Pacifist: 66thMost Secular: 68thMost Compassionate Citizens: 76thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thSafest: 87thMost Cultured: 100thMost Beautiful Environments: 108thNicest Citizens: 124thHealthiest Citizens: 124thMost Developed: 136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141stLongest Average Lifespans: 150thMost Rebellious Youth: 165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 174thSmartest Citizens: 189thLargest Welfare Programs: 205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rdLargest Governments: 270thBest Weather: 304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 408thLargest Publishing Industry: 463rdLowest Crime Rates: 996thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,197thMost Stationary: 1,618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,700thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,770thHighest Economic Output: 1,833rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,031stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,703rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,552ndLargest Populations: 7,690thMost Efficient Economies: 8,926thNudest: 11,287thMost Influential: 12,746thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,204thHighest Drug Use: 22,372nd
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 166th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 180th in the regionNudest: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 523rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 612th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 820th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,071st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Emailistan, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.

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