The Republic of Elvoreto is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adrian Levington with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.194 billion Elvoretoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphor. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Elvoretoan economy, worth 82.5 trillion EL$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,075 EL$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elvoreto's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zeus.

Elvoreto is ranked 76,051^st in the world and 1,881^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1.03 trillion Standard Monetary Units.