Most Ignorant Citizens: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 142ndMost Primitive: 188th
The Squeaky Clean Glass of
Iron Fist Consumerists
You are not Immune to Propaganda
Hannibal Barca
Influence
Apprentice
The Stupid one
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Elite leomonade

Population7.111 billion

CapitalMytiora Islands
LeaderHannibal Barca
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyGolden Slices
Animalhoney badger

The Squeaky Clean Glass of Elite leomonade is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hannibal Barca with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.111 billion Citezens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mytiora Islands. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Papemenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion Golden Sliceses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,410 Golden Sliceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the honey badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Elite leomonade is ranked 280,461st in the world and 3rd in The lemon hub for Most Developed, scoring 41.61 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 119thLargest Gambling Industry: 142ndMost Primitive: 188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thMost Avoided: 313thMost Subsidized Industry: 318thMost Corrupt Governments: 426thHighest Crime Rates: 441stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 539thFattest Citizens: 787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 800thLargest Retail Industry: 819thMost Armed: 1,699thLargest Black Market: 1,772ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,926thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,941stMost Efficient Economies: 3,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,955thRudest Citizens: 5,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,528thHighest Average Incomes: 5,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,295thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,732ndNudest: 7,959thLargest Governments: 9,985thMost Secular: 10,803rdHighest Economic Output: 13,341stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,011thMost Authoritarian: 25,272ndMost Conservative: 26,188th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elite leomonade's influence in The lemon hub rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Elite leomonade was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.

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