The Democratic Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
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Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Elijah Cummings

Population11.89 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalPython

The Democratic Republic of Elijah Cummings is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 11.89 billion Elijah Cummingsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Elijah Cummingsian economy, worth 669 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,326 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, one complaint of Elijah Cummings's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elijah Cummings's national animal is the Python.

Elijah Cummings is ranked 91,265th in the world and 114th in The Gallery for Most Stationary, with 497.3042303362 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, one complaint of Elijah Cummings's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Elijah Cummings was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijah Cummings, every workday begins with group therapy.

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