Population | 9.17 billion |
Capital | Aszarda |
Leader | Eleutescepta |
Faith | gimnàs |
Currency | aur |
Animal | argentolluc |
The Llop nòrdic antipodal of Eleutescepta is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eleutescepta with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.17 billion Eleutesceptarns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aszarda. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Eleutesceptarn economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion aurs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,149 aurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, there's nothing special about Eleutescepta, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Eleutescepta's national animal is the argentolluc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gimnàs.
Eleutescepta is ranked 81,120th in the world and 40th in Isyiiara for Most Stationary, with 598.095971385 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, there's nothing special about Eleutescepta.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Eleutescepta was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Eleutescepta created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Eleutescepta, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.