Population | 5.037 billion |
Capital | Lozoya |
Leader | Álvaro Checa Martín de Lozoya |
Currency | Peseta Lozoyana |
Animal | Lobo ibérico |
The Federation of El Gran Valle del Lozoya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Álvaro Checa Martín de Lozoya with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 5.037 billion Lozoyanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lozoya. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The El Gran Valle del Lozoyan economy, worth 265 trillion Peseta Lozoyanas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,727 Peseta Lozoyanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lozoya has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, solid-gold toilets are El Gran Valle del Lozoyan prisons' least expensive furnishings, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the education system is famed for its taxing exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Gran Valle del Lozoya's national animal is the Lobo ibérico, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
El Gran Valle del Lozoya is ranked 267,132nd in the world and 8,823rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 12.3395407138 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya was refounded in Osiris.
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya was refounded in Lazarus.
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya ceased to exist in Balder.
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : El Gran Valle del Lozoya's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".