Population | 8.427 billion |
Capital | Excelia |
Leader | Ekscelencja |
Currency | gold |
Animal | mealworm |
The Commonwealth of Ekscelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ekscelencja with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.427 billion Excelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excelia. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Excelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,658 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekscelia's national animal is the mealworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ekscelia is ranked 27,278th in the world and 34th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,427.59028078608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, Ekscelencja's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
- : Ekscelia's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.