Most Valuable International Artwork: 981stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,448th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Per rectum ab astra
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ekscelia

Population8.427 billion

CapitalExcelia
LeaderEkscelencja

Currencygold
Animalmealworm

The Commonwealth of Ekscelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ekscelencja with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.427 billion Excelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excelia. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Excelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,658 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekscelia's national animal is the mealworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ekscelia is ranked 27,278th in the world and 34th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 1,427.59028078608 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 981stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,596thMost Developed: 1,671stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,920thSmartest Citizens: 2,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,689thMost Secular: 2,693rdRudest Citizens: 2,903rdTop
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Safest: 3,355thLowest Crime Rates: 3,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,449thMost Armed: 3,719thLargest Retail Industry: 3,817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,724thMost Cultured: 5,256thHighest Average Incomes: 5,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,458thMost Efficient Economies: 7,729thHighest Food Quality: 9,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,675thLargest Governments: 9,956thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,398thHighest Economic Output: 11,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,418thMost Patriotic: 13,572ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,910thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 16,681stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,801stMost Influential: 18,899thBest Weather: 20,279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,838thMost Stationary: 27,278th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, Ekscelencja's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Ekscelia's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Ekscelia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.

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