The Principality of Eject is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.916 billion Ejectians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ejectian economy, worth 795 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,188 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, war vets look after war animals, and Ejectian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eject's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eject is ranked 54,290^th in the world and 1^st in Imperial Coalition of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.03 law-abiding acts per hour.