Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 524thLargest Populations: 557thSafest: 1,680th
The Panopticon of
Father Knows Best State
I am a leaf on the wind...
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Eggerhexe

Population37.962 billion

CurrencyStrawberry
AnimalCamel-Toad

The Panopticon of Eggerhexe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.962 billion Eggerhexers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The thriving Eggerhexean economy, worth a remarkable 3,530 trillion Strawberries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,993 Strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggerhexe's national animal is the Camel-Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggerhexe is ranked 163,164th in the world and 8th in Nintendo for Most Extreme, scoring 12.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 524thLargest Populations: 557thSafest: 1,680thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,573rdHighest Economic Output: 3,681stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,629thLowest Crime Rates: 5,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,706thLargest Mining Sector: 6,738thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,308thLargest Governments: 9,991stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,088thMost Stationary: 18,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,830thMost Influential: 20,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,014th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Eggerhexe's influence in Nintendo rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Eggerhexe, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.

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