The Panopticon of Eggerhexe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.962 billion Eggerhexers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The thriving Eggerhexean economy, worth a remarkable 3,530 trillion Strawberries a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,993 Strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eggerhexe's national animal is the Camel-Toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eggerhexe is ranked 163,164^th in the world and 8^th in Nintendo for Most Extreme, scoring 12.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.