Population | 7.141 billion |
Capital | CAPITAL city |
Leader | sans undertal |
Faith | Riding the Wave |
Currency | McFlurry |
Animal | greyhound |
The ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ of Economichunger is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sans undertal with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.141 billion hungry consumers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CAPITAL city. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Economichungerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion McFlurries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 383,025 McFlurries, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,551,879 per year while the poor average 3,902, a ratio of 910 to 1.
The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, big game hunters travel to Economichunger to try their hand at shark-shooting, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Economichunger's national animal is the greyhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Riding the Wave.
Economichunger is ranked 260,540th in the world and 7,226th in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.27 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Economichunger, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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Economichunger, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
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Economichunger, big game hunters travel to Economichunger to try their hand at shark-shooting.
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Economichunger, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
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Economichunger, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
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Economichunger, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
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Economichunger, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Economichunger, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
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Economichunger, when you fly on Air Economichunger you win a seat or you die.
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Economichunger, art criticism in Economichunger is scathingly destructive.