Rudest Citizens: 233rdMost Inclusive: 372ndLargest Retail Industry: 436th
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Eastern Makounistan

Population13.872 billion

CapitalJimenez New City
LeaderPresident Joshua Jimenez

Currencypeso
Animaleagle

The Republic of Eastern Makounistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joshua Jimenez with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.872 billion Eastern Makounistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jimenez New City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Makounistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,684 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 337,693 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown. Eastern Makounistan's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eastern Makounistan is ranked 10,262nd in the world and 115th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,323.74513085772 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 233rdMost Inclusive: 372ndLargest Retail Industry: 436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 500thNicest Citizens: 524thHighest Food Quality: 628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 815thMost Pacifist: 927thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,109thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,355thMost Cultured: 1,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,407thSmartest Citizens: 1,424thHighest Average Incomes: 1,963rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,171stMost Efficient Economies: 2,308thMost Developed: 2,409thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,013thHealthiest Citizens: 3,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,561stLargest Governments: 3,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,584thHighest Economic Output: 3,704thSafest: 3,803rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,012thLowest Crime Rates: 5,120thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,863rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,947thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,449thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,444thMost Stationary: 10,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,212thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,508thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,288thMost Influential: 13,646thBest Weather: 13,660thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,749thMost Patriotic: 17,642ndMost Secular: 18,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,621stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,933rdLargest Populations: 29,466th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 113th in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 160th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 227th in the regionBest Weather: 227th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 273rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 346th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, citizens must pay to enjoy Eastern Makounistan's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Joshua Jimenez's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Eastern Makounistanian satellites can detect it.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.

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