Population | 13.872 billion |
Capital | Jimenez New City |
Leader | President Joshua Jimenez |
Currency | peso |
Animal | eagle |
The Republic of Eastern Makounistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Joshua Jimenez with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.872 billion Eastern Makounistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jimenez New City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Eastern Makounistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,684 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 337,693 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown. Eastern Makounistan's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eastern Makounistan is ranked 10,262nd in the world and 115th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,323.74513085772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, citizens must pay to enjoy Eastern Makounistan's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Joshua Jimenez's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Eastern Makounistanian satellites can detect it.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Makounistan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.