Most Ignorant Citizens: 269thLargest Retail Industry: 282ndFattest Citizens: 297th
The Disputed Territories of
Corporate Police State
Blood Brings Death
Doctor Death
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Eastern Kalamazoom

Population13.295 billion

CapitalThe Citadel of Blood
LeaderDoctor Death
FaithDeath Worship

CurrencyCrosskill
AnimalBearded Wartsaur

The Disputed Territories of Eastern Kalamazoom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Death with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, aversion to nipples, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.295 billion Eastern Kalatches are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Blood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Kalamazoomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion Crosskills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,313 Crosskills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,513,546 per year while the poor average 6,170, a ratio of 407 to 1.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Bearded Wartsaurs, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, governments opposing Eastern Kalamazoom are beset by rebels, and international tensions are high as Eastern Kalamazoom threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eastern Kalamazoom's national animal is the Bearded Wartsaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death Worship.

Eastern Kalamazoom is ranked 287,874th in the world and 236th in Lands End for Most Developed, scoring 43.17 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 269thLargest Retail Industry: 282ndFattest Citizens: 297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 338thMost Avoided: 340thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 346thMost Corrupt Governments: 388thLargest Gambling Industry: 395thLargest Insurance Industry: 586thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 674thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 737thMost Devout: 774thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 975thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,070thLargest Mining Sector: 1,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,430thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,286thHighest Average Incomes: 2,382ndRudest Citizens: 2,497thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,725thHighest Economic Output: 3,986thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,518thMost Armed: 10,055thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,294thMost Patriotic: 14,594thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,337thLargest Black Market: 19,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,521stLargest Populations: 24,811th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, international tensions are high as Eastern Kalamazoom threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, governments opposing Eastern Kalamazoom are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Bearded Wartsaurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Eastern Kalamazoom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Eastern Kalamazoom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, everybody's got wood thanks to Doctor Death.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern Kalamazoom, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.

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