Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thMost Patriotic: 752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 757th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to dragonkind
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Wind Dragonia

Population7.111 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of East Wind Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.111 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient East Wind Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 302,733 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wind Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Wind Dragonia is ranked 40,646th in the world and 29th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.1318267974 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thMost Patriotic: 752ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,412thMost Armed: 1,724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,756thLargest Black Market: 2,727thHighest Average Incomes: 2,803rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,462ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,570thHealthiest Citizens: 4,030thLowest Crime Rates: 4,334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,409thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,723rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,013thMost Devout: 6,569thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,724thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,397thMost Efficient Economies: 7,807thMost Developed: 7,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,440thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,784thSmartest Citizens: 10,925thHighest Economic Output: 11,195thLargest Governments: 11,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,980thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,964thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,350thMost Authoritarian: 23,541stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,751stMost Influential: 24,712thMost Conservative: 25,727thBest Weather: 27,172nd
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Most Developed: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in East Wind Dragonia, protests are illegal.

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