Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 807th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For Konge og Fedreland
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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East Oceania

Population22.992 billion

CapitalAsbjørn
LeaderInge Barkisson

CurrencyKrone
AnimalUnicorn

The Kingdom of East Oceania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Inge Barkisson with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.992 billion Oceanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asbjørn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 6,197 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,538 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inge Barkisson has been nicknamed 'Robomop', home renovation projects take decades to complete, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East Oceania's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Oceania is ranked 7,038th in the world and 8th in Albion for Most Stationary, with 2,330.66517504 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 837thFattest Citizens: 1,148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,432ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,542ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,564thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,590thHighest Economic Output: 1,749thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,790thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,807thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,995thMost Cultured: 2,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,168thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,486thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,807thMost Armed: 5,111thSmartest Citizens: 5,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,959thLargest Mining Sector: 6,692ndLargest Populations: 6,796thMost Stationary: 7,038thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,196thMost Efficient Economies: 8,990thHighest Food Quality: 10,172ndMost Secular: 10,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,689thTop
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Most Influential: 13,623rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,822ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,844thSafest: 14,525thLowest Crime Rates: 16,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,873rdMost Patriotic: 22,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,437th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : East Oceania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : East Oceania's influence in Albion rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, Inge Barkisson has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, foreign leaders are advising that Inge Barkisson's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in East Oceania, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.

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