Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,226thMost Avoided: 2,887thLargest Retail Industry: 3,154th
The Stenchland of
Father Knows Best State
Mottos are for Wimps
First Minister Festus McDunkel
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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East Mudfish

Population13.355 billion

CapitalSt Inkytown
LeaderFirst Minister Festus McDunkel
FaithMuddlism

CurrencyPeso
AnimalEastern Mudfish

The Stenchland of East Mudfish is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by First Minister Festus McDunkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.355 billion East Mudfishians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Inkytown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient East Mudfishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,137 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,433 per year while the poor average 21,635, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Some magnifier-wielding East Mudfishians say First Minister Festus McDunkel seems a little lacking in something, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Mudfish's national animal is the Eastern Mudfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Muddlism.

East Mudfish is ranked 150,325th in the world and 101st in Stenchlands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,635.49 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,226thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,887thLargest Retail Industry: 3,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,317thHighest Crime Rates: 3,435thLargest Black Market: 3,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,742ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,523rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,661stLargest Mining Sector: 8,681stHighest Economic Output: 9,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,095thMost Devout: 11,177thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,274thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,047thHighest Average Incomes: 16,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,251stMost Efficient Economies: 22,332ndLargest Populations: 24,019th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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