The Writing Aid of East Lodge is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eastie with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.256 billion East Lodgeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center Lodge. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Lodgean economy, worth 681 trillion chips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,977 chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Lodge's national animal is the space lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Cinder not fili haha.

East Lodge is ranked 146,403^rd in the world and 6^th in Non Binary Safe Space for Most Stationary, with 70.10809401968 days.