Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,707thMost Influential: 5,591stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,274th
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Family, Duty and Honor
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East Groland

Population896 million


CurrencyBear Krone

The People's Republic of East Groland is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 896 million East Grolandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped East Grolandian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Bear Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,705 Bear Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Groland's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Groland is ranked 41,200th in the world and 182nd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.47 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,707thMost Influential: 5,591stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,274thMost Income Equality: 12,144thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,739thNicest Citizens: 15,001stMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,739thMost Inclusive: 18,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,244thBest Weather: 22,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,397thMost Pacifist: 23,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,491stMost Beautiful Environments: 24,416th
Least Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the region

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