Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 5th
The Holy Disputed Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No man know what the future holds.
Grand Mufti General Salman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East green Israel

Population10.574 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.574 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 443,497 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 258,176th in the world and 9,894th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -51.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 5thMost Devout: 5thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rdBest Weather: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85thMost Patriotic: 101stMost Beautiful Environments: 136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 229thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297thHighest Poor Incomes: 313thLargest Black Market: 376thLargest Governments: 442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 447thHighest Average Incomes: 630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,071stMost Conservative: 1,876thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,851stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,430thMost Efficient Economies: 3,885thMost Authoritarian: 4,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,610thMost Stationary: 11,804thTop
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Most Influential: 14,623rdMost Extreme: 24,681st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionMost Conservative: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 202nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 233rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284th in the regionMost Extreme: 286th in the regionLargest Populations: 337th in the regionRudest Citizens: 427th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 687th in the regionMost Influential: 977th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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