The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.243 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,452 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 864,078 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,839,075 per year while the poor average 47,287, a ratio of 123 to 1.

People all over East Borland are dying of 'Mad Gila Monster Disease', children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 205,606^th in the world and 108^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 38.77 on the Human Development Index.