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The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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East Borland

Population35.683 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.683 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,927 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 866,738 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,168,597 per year while the poor average 40,246, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Slaves in blood to make a point about government incomes, His Supreme Eminence's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and the fate of the world literally rests on His Supreme Eminence's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 32,167th in the world and 52nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 9,891.52 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Secular: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thHighest Economic Output: 21stLargest Agricultural Sector: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thMost Armed: 93rdMost Efficient Economies: 98thRudest Citizens: 120thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 195thLargest Governments: 216thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 255thMost Primitive: 310thLowest Crime Rates: 348thLargest Populations: 824thMost Stationary: 1,234thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,266thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,372ndLargest Black Market: 1,593rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,352ndMost Influential: 7,718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,842ndMost Conservative: 10,571stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,416thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,507th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the fate of the world literally rests on His Supreme Eminence's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, His Supreme Eminence's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, protestors are soaking piles of Slaves in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a popular East Borlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in East Borland's offices.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.

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