The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.683 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,927 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 866,738 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,168,597 per year while the poor average 40,246, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Slaves in blood to make a point about government incomes, His Supreme Eminence's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and the fate of the world literally rests on His Supreme Eminence's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 32,167^th in the world and 52^nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 9,891.52 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.