The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.595 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,593 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 821,359 Slaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,002,676 per year while the poor average 159,368, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 166,571^st in the world and 118^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 38 on the Human Development Index.