Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 6th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population39.287 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.287 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 35,738 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 909,679 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,874,281 per year while the poor average 56,722, a ratio of 103 to 1.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and a popular East Borlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 270,205th in the world and 123rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 6thFattest Citizens: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Patriotic: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Secular: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Retail Industry: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39thMost Efficient Economies: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 50thRudest Citizens: 96thLargest Governments: 161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 219thLowest Crime Rates: 262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 759thLargest Populations: 792ndMost Stationary: 1,103rdMost Primitive: 1,580thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,288thLargest Black Market: 3,308thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,232ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,007thMost Influential: 7,554thMost Conservative: 9,966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,132ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,719thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,307th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a popular East Borlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.

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