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The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population36.676 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.676 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 32,514 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 886,528 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,039,588 per year while the poor average 47,340, a ratio of 127 to 1.

The "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, foreign governments regularly accuse the East Borlandian military of war crimes, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 26th in the world and 1st in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 79,053.7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Secular: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 84thRudest Citizens: 124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186thLargest Governments: 198thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 260thLowest Crime Rates: 328thMost Primitive: 398thMost Armed: 422ndLargest Populations: 813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,053rdMost Stationary: 1,185thLargest Black Market: 1,441stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,633rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,236thMost Influential: 7,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,020thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,937thMost Conservative: 18,095thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,775th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, foreign governments regularly accuse the East Borlandian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns.

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