The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.059 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 34,451 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 905,224 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,302,937 per year while the poor average 72,357, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 29,073^rd in the world and 62^nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 1,902.38 milliStalins.