Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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East Borland

Population35.243 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.243 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,452 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 864,078 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,839,075 per year while the poor average 47,287, a ratio of 123 to 1.

People all over East Borland are dying of 'Mad Gila Monster Disease', children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 205,606th in the world and 108th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 38.77 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thMost Secular: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18thHighest Economic Output: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rdMost Armed: 63rdMost Efficient Economies: 107thRudest Citizens: 127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 188thLargest Governments: 232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 257thMost Primitive: 347thLowest Crime Rates: 364thLargest Populations: 825thLargest Black Market: 1,225thMost Stationary: 1,244thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,468thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,382ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,311thMost Influential: 7,648thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,343rdTop
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Most Conservative: 11,334thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,200th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, people all over East Borland are dying of 'Mad Gila Monster Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.

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