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The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population38.059 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.059 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 34,451 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 905,224 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,302,937 per year while the poor average 72,357, a ratio of 73.3 to 1.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 29,073rd in the world and 62nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 1,902.38 milliStalins.

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Most Avoided: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Secular: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 7thMost Patriotic: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thFattest Citizens: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Economic Output: 15thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Retail Industry: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdRudest Citizens: 111thLargest Governments: 175thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 291stMost Primitive: 481stLargest Populations: 796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 807thMost Stationary: 1,146thLargest Black Market: 1,815thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,099thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,595thMost Influential: 7,321stMost Conservative: 7,793rdMost Armed: 11,201stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,308thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,553rdLargest Gambling Industry: 21,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,383rd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, East Borland has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.

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