Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 1st
The Exalted Supremacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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East Borland

Population33.595 billion

CapitalThe Lair
LeaderHis Supreme Eminence
FaithOppression

CurrencySlave
AnimalGila Monster

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.595 billion East Borlandists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 27,593 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 821,359 Slaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,002,676 per year while the poor average 159,368, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 166,571st in the world and 118th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Developed, scoring 38 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thMost Secular: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Retail Industry: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39thMost Ignorant Citizens: 39thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 68thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdMost Primitive: 95thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130thRudest Citizens: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndMost Armed: 292ndLargest Governments: 311thLowest Crime Rates: 477thLargest Black Market: 773rdLargest Populations: 847thMost Stationary: 1,321stMost Efficient Economies: 1,556thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,509thMost Influential: 6,518thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,622ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,648th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a popular East Borlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, disputed territories across The Alliance of Dictators are being claimed by East Borlandian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom.

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