Most Income Equality: 11,468thMost Conservative: 12,570thMost Devout: 13,229th
The Colony of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fragile
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East Ardonii

Population856 million

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalEnder Dragon

The Colony of East Ardonii is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 856 million East Ardoniians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish East Ardoniian economy, worth 18.8 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,961 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Ardoniians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Ardonii's national animal is the Ender Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

East Ardonii is ranked 143,002nd in the world and 4,859th in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 423.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 11,468thMost Conservative: 12,570thMost Devout: 13,229thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,429thMost Patriotic: 21,772ndMost Pacifist: 22,545thNicest Citizens: 24,875thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,726th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 227th in the regionMost Patriotic: 488th in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 559th in the regionMost Conservative: 599th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 802nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 861st in the regionMost Pacifist: 865th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 899th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : East Ardonii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : East Ardonii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ardonii, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ardonii, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ardonii, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ardonii, East Ardoniians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in East Ardonii, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : East Ardonii lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : East Ardonii's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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