Best Weather: 16,088thHealthiest Citizens: 19,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,865th
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Earth Nationals

Population789 million


CurrencyNatural Resources Credit
Animalgreat hammerhead shark

The Federal News Service of Earth Nationals is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The quiet, industrious population of 789 million nationalists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish nationalist economy, worth 16.5 trillion Natural Resources Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 20,864 Natural Resources Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on nationalist radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Nationals's national animal is the great hammerhead shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Earth Nationals is ranked 255,190th in the world and 2nd in Nationalist Movement for Most Stationary, with 1.81463772752 days.

Best Weather: 16,088thHealthiest Citizens: 19,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,865thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,935thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,873rd

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