Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,847thLargest Populations: 7,990thMost Stationary: 12,849th
The Earthly Realm of
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Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Earl K Long

Population21.68 billion

CapitalBaton Rouge
LeaderEarl K Long
FaithBokononism

Currencydollar
Animalnutria

The Earthly Realm of Earl K Long is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Earl K Long with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.68 billion Louisianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. The average income tax rate is 52.2%.

The strong Earl K Longian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,069 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Earl K Long flights to avoid the pay lavatories, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and Bokononism has been named as Earl K Long's national religion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earl K Long's national animal is the nutria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Earl K Long is ranked 12,849th in the world and 4th in Louisiana for Most Stationary, with 1,669.7467785836 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,847thLargest Populations: 7,990thMost Stationary: 12,849thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,106thHighest Economic Output: 20,324th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Earl K Long was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Earl K Long was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Earl K Long was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Earl K Long's influence in Louisiana rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Earl K Long's influence in Louisiana rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Earl K Long lodged a message on the Louisiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Earl K Long altered its national flag.
  • : Earl K Long changed its national faith to "Bokononism".
  • : Following new legislation in Earl K Long, Bokononism has been named as Earl K Long's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Earl K Long, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.

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