Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,755thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,018th
The Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Libertas Est Gaudium
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dzurvia

Population4.479 billion

CapitalHávena
LeaderThe Dzurvian Legislature

CurrencyMera
AnimalFox

The Commonwealth of Dzurvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Dzurvian Legislature with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.479 billion Dzurvians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hávena. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dzurvian economy, worth 490 trillion Meras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,437 Meras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dzurvia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dzurvia is ranked 186,065th in the world and 4,210th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 68.83931010948 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,755thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,771stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,018thMost Pacifist: 3,775thBest Weather: 4,214thSafest: 4,423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,899thNicest Citizens: 5,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,989thMost Inclusive: 6,154thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,806thHighest Food Quality: 7,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,614thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,416thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,451stHealthiest Citizens: 9,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,968thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,127thMost Cultured: 11,817thSmartest Citizens: 12,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,058thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,249thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,594thLargest Governments: 16,960thLowest Crime Rates: 17,368thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,370thMost Secular: 19,358thMost Developed: 24,984thMost Income Equality: 25,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,908th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 127th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 241st in the regionSafest: 246th in the regionNicest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 287th in the regionMost Inclusive: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 380th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 458th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 509th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 524th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 573rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 626th in the regionMost Cultured: 662nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 708th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 755th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 797th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 814th in the regionMost Income Equality: 858th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 974th in the regionLargest Governments: 979th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track.
  • : Dzurvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Dzurvian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.

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