Population | 4.479 billion |
Capital | Hávena |
Leader | The Dzurvian Legislature |
Currency | Mera |
Animal | Fox |
The Commonwealth of Dzurvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Dzurvian Legislature with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.479 billion Dzurvians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hávena. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Dzurvian economy, worth 490 trillion Meras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,437 Meras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dzurvia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dzurvia is ranked 186,065th in the world and 4,210th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 68.83931010948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track.
- : Dzurvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Dzurvian grocery store.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in Dzurvia, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.