The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.546 billion Idiots enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 10,271 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 553,846 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,187,445 per year while the poor average 4,984, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, it is often said that only Eetrab the Unspoken could bring down Dàguó, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 149^th in the world and 1^st in Eetrador for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 57,668.84 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.