The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.286 billion Idiots enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 9,463 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 547,463 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,127,671 per year while the poor average 4,927, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 797^th in the world and 1^st in Eetrador for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,628.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.