Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thRudest Citizens: 40th
The Corporate Imperium of
Capitalizt
Inefficiency is evil.
Eetrab the Unspoken
Influence
Dominator
Founder / For the PROFIT
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dyzistrolux

Population18.546 billion

CapitalVæbauron Prime
LeaderEetrab the Unspoken
FaithCorporatism

CurrencyHopes and Dreams of Everyday People
AnimalThe The

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.546 billion Idiots enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 10,271 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 553,846 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,187,445 per year while the poor average 4,984, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, it is often said that only Eetrab the Unspoken could bring down Dàguó, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 149th in the world and 1st in Eetrador for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 57,668.84 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thRudest Citizens: 40thMost Armed: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 55thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thFattest Citizens: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66thHighest Crime Rates: 73rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 78thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79thMost Avoided: 93rdLargest Retail Industry: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186thHighest Average Incomes: 197thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 229thMost Corrupt Governments: 231stLargest Insurance Industry: 254thMost Efficient Economies: 268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 271stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 342ndMost Secular: 360thLargest Mining Sector: 363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 397thMost Rebellious Youth: 410thHighest Economic Output: 465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 924thMost Pro-Market: 1,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,229thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,815thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,807thLargest Populations: 8,972ndMost Influential: 10,023rdLargest Black Market: 10,088thLargest Governments: 10,698thSmartest Citizens: 11,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,402ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,049thHighest Drug Use: 17,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it is often said that only Eetrab the Unspoken could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Eetrab the Unspoken.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, most Idiots would sell their own grandmother.

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