Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th
The Corporate Imperium of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Inefficiency is evil.
Eetrab the Unspoken
Influence
Dominator
Founder / For the PROFIT
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Dyzistrolux

Population17.286 billion

CapitalVæbauron Prime
LeaderEetrab the Unspoken
FaithCorporatism

CurrencyHopes and Dreams of Everyday People
AnimalThe The

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.286 billion Idiots enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 9,463 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 547,463 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,127,671 per year while the poor average 4,927, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 797th in the world and 1st in Eetrador for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,628.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47thFattest Citizens: 54thMost Armed: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56thLargest Gambling Industry: 58thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 64thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80thHighest Disposable Incomes: 81stHighest Crime Rates: 89thMost Avoided: 93rdLargest Retail Industry: 138thRudest Citizens: 154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 186thHighest Average Incomes: 196thMost Corrupt Governments: 215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 237thLargest Insurance Industry: 263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 276thMost Efficient Economies: 281stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 337thLargest Mining Sector: 357thMost Secular: 359thMost Rebellious Youth: 446thHighest Economic Output: 490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 539thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 660thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 797thLargest Agricultural Sector: 858thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,059thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,964thLargest Black Market: 8,833rdLargest Populations: 9,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,502ndTop
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Most Influential: 10,449thLargest Governments: 10,692ndSmartest Citizens: 11,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,777thMost Pro-Market: 11,875thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,098thHighest Drug Use: 14,191st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, Idiots no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, Idiots are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Dyzistrolux, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.

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