The Clockwork Nirvana of Dyr Nasad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Archmage with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.909 billion Dyr Nasadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dyr Nasad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dyr Nasadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,099 trillion livres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 115,197 livres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,778 per year while the poor average 26,363, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Squirrel monkeys are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', voting is voluntary, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Dyr Nasad's national animal is the squirrel monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dyr Nasad is ranked 93,899^th in the world and 3,106^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,363.5 Standard Monetary Units.