The Holy Empire of Dwebsatiania is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 513 million Dwebsatianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dwebsatianian economy, worth 40.6 trillion Dwebikies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,232 Dwebikies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Dwebsatiania, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dwebsatiania's national animal is the Death God, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dwebsatiania is ranked 102,890^th in the world and 151^st in Lands End for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 69.56 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.