Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,205thMost Extreme: 1,393rdMost Pro-Market: 1,501st
The State of
Anarchy
Might Makes Right
the Governor
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Duwamish River

Population16.641 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Duwamish River is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.641 billion Duwamish Riverians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The Duwamish Riverian economy, worth 781 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 46,949 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,198 per year while the poor average 2,522, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the tenet of free speech is held dear, Duwamish River has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Duwamish River in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Duwamish River's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Duwamish River is ranked 46,683rd in the world and 7th in Seattle for Most Stationary, with 938.3123161464 days.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,205thMost Extreme: 1,393rdMost Pro-Market: 1,501stMost Politically Free: 1,970thHighest Drug Use: 2,067thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,485thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,675thHighest Crime Rates: 7,067thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,509thRudest Citizens: 9,809thTop
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Nudest: 15,342ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,510thMost Avoided: 19,985thMost Armed: 20,199thLargest Populations: 22,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,584thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,720th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Duwamish River was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Duwamish River's influence in Seattle rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Duwamish River's influence in Seattle fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Duwamish River's influence in Seattle rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Duwamish River's influence in Seattle fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Duwamish River's influence in Seattle rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Duwamish River was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Duwamish River was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Duwamish River was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Duwamish River was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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