The Deliciousness of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Louis Pasteur with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.705 billion Dutch Chocolate Ice Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brenham TX. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Chocolate Ice Creamian economy, worth a remarkable 6,578 trillion Sweet Texas Milks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 289,738 Sweet Texas Milks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,189,170 per year while the poor average 46,607, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream's national animal is the Blue Bell Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream is ranked 5,160^th in the world and 118^th in NationStates for Fattest Citizens, with 22.54 Obesity Rate.