The Snarky Dude of Dudley Do-Right is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mr Kite with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.969 billion Dudley Do-Rightians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dudley Do-Right City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dudley Do-Rightian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion horses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,172 horses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beef-Based Agriculture facilities are being turned into Wooden nickle habitats, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dudley Do-Right's national animal is the Wooden nickle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Dudley Do-Right is ranked 70,167^th in the world and 10^th in Saskatchewan for Most Stationary, with 393.2896441278 days.