The Commonwealth of Ducking Auto Cucumbers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.495 billion Ducking Auto Cucumbers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ducking Auto economy, worth 823 trillion apples a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,922 apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation, and the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducking Auto Cucumbers's national animal is the iPhone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ducking Auto Cucumbers is ranked 27,439^th in the world and 15^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,756.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.