Most Pacifist: 9,772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,098thMost Developed: 14,167th
The Commonwealth of
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Curse you, auto erect!
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Ducking Auto Cucumbers

Population7.495 billion


The Commonwealth of Ducking Auto Cucumbers is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.495 billion Ducking Auto Cucumbers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ducking Auto economy, worth 823 trillion apples a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,922 apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation, and the steaks are too high for ambassadors to butcher foreign relationships. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducking Auto Cucumbers's national animal is the iPhone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ducking Auto Cucumbers is ranked 27,439th in the world and 15th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,756.53 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Pacifist: 9,772ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,098thMost Developed: 14,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,756thSafest: 16,681stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,901stMost Stationary: 17,646thLargest Retail Industry: 17,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,242ndMost Secular: 18,322ndNicest Citizens: 18,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,305thMost Efficient Economies: 19,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,745thSmartest Citizens: 20,287thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,571stMost Average: 21,071stHealthiest Citizens: 22,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,820thBest Weather: 24,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,921st
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the region

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