Most Patriotic: 7,577thMost Devout: 8,978thMost Cultured: 22,823rd
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Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie

Population4.92 billion

LeaderJoseph Poniatowski

AnimalBiały Orzeł

The Grand Duchy of Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Poniatowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.92 billion Polskies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskiean economy, worth 312 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,496 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie's national animal is the Biały Orzeł, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is chrześcijaństwo.

Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is ranked 212,453rd in the world and 2nd in Compagnie des Indes orientales for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Patriotic: 7,577thMost Devout: 8,978thTop
Most Cultured: 22,823rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,475thMost Primitive: 25,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,607th

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