Safest: 16thMost Patriotic: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 19th
The Revived Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dub Dizzle

Population29.556 billion

CapitalFort Don't-Even-Think-About-It
Leaderthe C-Consciousness
Faiththe Cult of the Wish Granter

CurrencyBit-of-Coin
AnimalPsy-Dog

The Revived Empire of Dub Dizzle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the C-Consciousness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.556 billion slobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Don't-Even-Think-About-It. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient slob economy, worth an astonishing 15,360 trillion Bits-of-Coin a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 519,696 Bits-of-Coin, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,633,916 per year while the poor average 56,882, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dub Dizzle's national animal is the Psy-Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Wish Granter.

Dub Dizzle is ranked 6,851st in the world and 17th in Wysteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.41 bananas ingested per day.

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Safest: 16thMost Patriotic: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 69thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95thLargest Governments: 104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thHighest Economic Output: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 219thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 267thMost Corrupt Governments: 274thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rdMost Devout: 315thHighest Average Incomes: 324thMost Efficient Economies: 424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 433rdLargest Insurance Industry: 448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 867thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,000thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,708thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,985thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,794thLargest Populations: 3,247thMost Conservative: 5,826thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,129thHealthiest Citizens: 6,851stMost Developed: 9,097thRudest Citizens: 9,978thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,433rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,989thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,865thMost Authoritarian: 18,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,476th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, international tensions are high as Dub Dizzle threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Dub Dizzle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dub Dizzle, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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