Population | 13.313 billion |
Capital | Chablis |
Leader | burp huh where am I |
Currency | cork |
Animal | Riesling |
The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by burp huh where am I with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.313 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chablis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,851 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,104 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,262 per year while the poor average 38,678, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the statue in the Magellan Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Riesling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Drunkndisorderly is ranked 236,609th in the world and 63rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
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Drunkndisorderly lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and The Community.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and The Forgotten Wilderness.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and South east asia.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and Salizaneous.
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Drunkndisorderly lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and Michelin Confederation.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and UN UNITED NATIONS.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and The land of eagles.
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Drunkndisorderly agreed to construct embassies between The Bar on the corner of every region and The Free Front.