Best Weather: 3,841stHighest Crime Rates: 3,933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,326th
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Population13.313 billion

Leaderburp huh where am I


The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by burp huh where am I with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.313 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chablis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,851 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,104 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,262 per year while the poor average 38,678, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the statue in the Magellan Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Riesling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 236,609th in the world and 63rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Best Weather: 3,841stHighest Crime Rates: 3,933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,326thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,840thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,260thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,683rdMost Influential: 7,137thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,472ndMost Stationary: 7,830thLargest Retail Industry: 8,847thHighest Economic Output: 10,434thRudest Citizens: 10,943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,531stMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,743rdTop
Most Armed: 13,201stHighest Food Quality: 15,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,522ndMost Cultured: 16,438thHighest Average Incomes: 18,485thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,201stMost Efficient Economies: 19,300thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,602ndLargest Populations: 23,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,861st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the region

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