Best Weather: 3,568thHighest Crime Rates: 3,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,117th
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Population12.358 billion

Leaderburp huh where am I


The 12% Proof Protectorate of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by burp huh where am I with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.358 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chablis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,104 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 398,262 per year while the poor average 38,678, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the statue in the Weasley Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the Riesling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 226,062nd in the world and 58th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Best Weather: 3,568thHighest Crime Rates: 3,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,699thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,862ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,486thMost Influential: 6,995thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,563rdMost Stationary: 8,215thLargest Retail Industry: 8,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,211thRudest Citizens: 10,642ndHighest Economic Output: 10,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,287thTop
Most Armed: 13,082ndHighest Food Quality: 15,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,283rdMost Cultured: 16,055thHighest Average Incomes: 17,359thMost Efficient Economies: 18,195thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,936thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,578th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the region

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