Population | 12.289 billion |
Capital | New Drumpf City |
Leader | Donald J Drumpf |
Faith | Gospel of Greed |
Currency | Almighty Dollar |
Animal | Toupee |
The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Drumpf with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.289 billion Drumpfers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Drumpf City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Drumpfpocalypsean economy, worth a remarkable 4,167 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 339,150 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,153,679 per year while the poor average 3,343, a ratio of 943 to 1.
Membership in Gospel of Greed is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumpfpocalypse's national animal is the Toupee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gospel of Greed.
Drumpfpocalypse is ranked 54,204th in the world and 865th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 797 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Drumpfpocalypse, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, membership in Gospel of Greed is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in
Drumpfpocalypse, Drumpfpocalypsean TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.