Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th
The Jingoistic States of
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When I think Iím right, nothing bothers me.
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Drumpfpocalypse

Population12.289 billion

CapitalNew Drumpf City
LeaderDonald J Drumpf
FaithGospel of Greed

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalToupee

The Jingoistic States of Drumpfpocalypse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald J Drumpf with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.289 billion Drumpfers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Drumpf City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Drumpfpocalypsean economy, worth a remarkable 4,167 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 339,150 Almighty Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,153,679 per year while the poor average 3,343, a ratio of 943 to 1.

Membership in Gospel of Greed is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drumpfpocalypse's national animal is the Toupee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gospel of Greed.

Drumpfpocalypse is ranked 54,204th in the world and 865th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 797 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 93rdLargest Gambling Industry: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199thLargest Retail Industry: 243rdMost Armed: 254thFattest Citizens: 260thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276thMost Avoided: 299thHighest Crime Rates: 369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 389thRudest Citizens: 392ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 431stHighest Disposable Incomes: 487thMost Corrupt Governments: 597thMost Efficient Economies: 742ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 779thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 916thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,119thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,419thLargest Mining Sector: 1,506thHighest Average Incomes: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,918thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,028thMost Devout: 2,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,672ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,484thHighest Economic Output: 3,532ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,602ndMost Patriotic: 9,714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,102ndLargest Governments: 12,373rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,794thLargest Black Market: 18,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,883rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 96th in the regionMost Devout: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 157th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 239th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 322nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 421st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 437th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 471st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 503rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 636th in the regionLargest Governments: 683rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, membership in Gospel of Greed is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Drumpfpocalypse, Drumpfpocalypsean TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.

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