Population | 7.213 billion |
Capital | Brooklyn |
Leader | Dorothy Zbornak |
Faith | Sarcasm |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Biting Wit of Dorothy Zbornak is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dorothy Zbornak with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.213 billion Dorothy Zbornakians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dorothy Zbornakian economy, worth 851 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,007 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorothy Zbornak's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sarcasm.
Dorothy Zbornak is ranked 47,202nd in the world and 1st in The Golden Girls for Most Stationary, with 930.65391827 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dorothy Zbornak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, the "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, "Dorothy Zbornak got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Dorothy Zbornak, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.