The Imperial Metarchian Empire of Dooom35796821595 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Almighty Tallest Red with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.493 billion Metarchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metarchia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dooom35796821595ian economy, worth an astonishing 13,741 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 584,916 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dooom35796821595ian doors require a Ph.D. to open, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, beggars lack pockets for spare change, and doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dooom35796821595's national animal is the Vort, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is MADNESS.

Dooom35796821595 is ranked 190^th in the world and 5^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 253.23 law-abiding acts per hour.