Most Extreme: 3rd Most Authoritarian: 108th Most Conservative: 169th
The Physician's Oath of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Open your mouth and say AAARRRGH
The Doctor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.567 billion

CapitalThe Surgery
LeaderThe Doctor
Faithenlightened science

Currencymg of olanzapine
Animallab rat

The Physician's Oath of DoNoHarm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.567 billion patients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Surgery. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The large but stagnant DoNoHarmian economy, worth 317 trillion mgs of olanzapine a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,370 mgs of olanzapine, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and everyone apparently sends The Doctor hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoNoHarm's national animal is the lab rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is enlightened science.

DoNoHarm is ranked 81,482nd in the world and 299th in New Western Atlantic for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,308.45 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Extreme: 3rdMost Authoritarian: 108thMost Conservative: 169thMost Primitive: 191stMost Income Equality: 317thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 642ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 657thBest Weather: 780thMost Devout: 889thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,330thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,756thLowest Crime Rates: 1,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,998thLargest Black Market: 2,468thHealthiest Citizens: 2,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,970thLargest Governments: 3,684thMost Pacifist: 6,569thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,890thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,756th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the region

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