Population | 14.124 billion |
Capital | toothless dog-tired memeville |
Leader | dummy dog |
Faith | the Doggone Church of Michelin Defenders |
Currency | ruptured tires with canine teeth mark |
Animal | dog that chased cars then caught one |
The Inaccurate Raised Leg of Donald LeRoy Tirebiter is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by dummy dog with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.124 billion Donald Leroy Tirebiters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of toothless dog-tired memeville. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.
The thriving Donald Leroy Tirebitten economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion ruptured tires with canine teeth marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,851 ruptured tires with canine teeth marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, the loom represents the height of Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's technology, and only lightning has a chance of striking dummy dog twice. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's national animal is the dog that chased cars then caught one, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Doggone Church of Michelin Defenders.
Donald LeRoy Tirebiter is ranked 264,683rd in the world and 3rd in The ADN for Most Stationary, with 13.09774856188 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's influence in The ADN rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's influence in The ADN rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's influence in The ADN rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's influence in The ADN rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Donald LeRoy Tirebiter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Donald LeRoy Tirebiter, only lightning has a chance of striking dummy dog twice.
- : Following new legislation in Donald LeRoy Tirebiter, the loom represents the height of Donald LeRoy Tirebiter's technology.
- : Following new legislation in Donald LeRoy Tirebiter, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill.
- : Following new legislation in Donald LeRoy Tirebiter, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
- : Following new legislation in Donald LeRoy Tirebiter, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.