Most Stationary: 114thLargest Populations: 657thMost Influential: 6,285th
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Dogs Playing Poker

Population45.557 billion

Currencychip
Animalroyal flush

The Friendly Game of Dogs Playing Poker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 45.557 billion Dogs Playing Pokerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Dogs Playing Pokerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,926 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dogs Playing Poker's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dogs Playing Poker's national animal is the royal flush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dogs Playing Poker is ranked 114th in the world and 3rd in 100 Nations of Conquest for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Most Stationary: 114thLargest Populations: 657thTop
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Most Influential: 6,285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,608thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,780thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,370thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,486thHighest Economic Output: 26,044thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,151stLargest Black Market: 29,574th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

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  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dogs Playing Poker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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