The Theocracy of Dofelkvic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 2.745 billion Dofellians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colt City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dofelly economy, worth 470 trillion ponies a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,497 ponies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Dofel Kieran Vincent Isaac Colt's supporters, banned objects are regularly legalized if they've been successfully stolen from the government, at least 4 unique companies in Dofelkvic claim to sell Eckie-Cola, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dofelkvic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallopy.

Dofelkvic is ranked 21,694^th in the world and 1^st in Polemophthoroisin for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,585.81 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.