Population | 6.543 billion |
Capital | the entire nation |
Currency | som |
Animal | jellyfish |
The Community of Docile Raiders is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.543 billion docile raiders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the entire nation. Income tax is unheard of.
The strong of the docile raiders economy, worth 606 trillion soms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 92,668 soms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,419 per year while the poor average 5,593, a ratio of 108 to 1.
The entire nation's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Docile Raiders's national animal is the jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Docile Raiders is ranked 40,552nd in the world and 3rd in Pirate Paradise for Most Stationary, with 1,111.1899832824 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Docile Raiders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, the entire nation's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Docile Raiders's influence in Pirate Paradise fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Docile Raiders's influence in Pirate Paradise rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Docile Raiders, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs.