Most Influential: 3,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,666th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wek hto moempo, zch hto moempo!
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Population2.584 billion


The Kingdom of Disnk is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.584 billion Disnkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Disnkian economy, worth 145 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,302 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disnk's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Disnk is ranked 222,662nd in the world and 202nd in Lands End for Most Beautiful Environments, with 384.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Influential: 3,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,666thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,114thMost Patriotic: 12,728thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,043rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,593rdMost Secular: 25,613th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the region

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