Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,342ndNicest Citizens: 5,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,434th
The Space Pirates of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Discordae

Population6.322 billion

CapitalPanseskia
LeaderWilliam Crawford
FaithChristianity

Currencydefaite
Animalplatypus

The Space Pirates of Discordae is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by William Crawford with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 6.322 billion Discordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panseskia. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Discordian economy, worth 873 trillion defaites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,185 defaites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and lavish state dinners in Panseskia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discordae's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Discordae is ranked 105,592nd in the world and 1,853rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 401.45084029352 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,342ndNicest Citizens: 5,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,434thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,815thMost Cultured: 7,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,284thMost Inclusive: 7,319thHighest Food Quality: 7,330thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,853rdMost Pacifist: 7,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,770thSafest: 9,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,404thMost Developed: 10,635thMost Devout: 11,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,750thSmartest Citizens: 13,298thBest Weather: 13,699thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,834thLargest Governments: 14,509thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,809thHealthiest Citizens: 16,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,076thMost Efficient Economies: 20,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,718thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,291stMost Income Equality: 23,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,998thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,288thHighest Average Incomes: 27,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,407th
Top
5%
Most Devout: 298th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 300th in the regionNicest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Cultured: 324th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 326th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 342nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 384th in the regionMost Pacifist: 390th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 427th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 446th in the regionSafest: 479th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 493rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 535th in the regionMost Developed: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 594th in the regionLargest Governments: 611th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 619th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 623rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 635th in the regionBest Weather: 639th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 687th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 691st in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, lavish state dinners in Panseskia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Discordae's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Discordae changed its national nation type to "Space Pirates".
  • : Discordae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Discordae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordae, it's best not to ask what goes into Panseskia Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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