Population | 6.322 billion |
Capital | Panseskia |
Leader | William Crawford |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | defaite |
Animal | platypus |
The Space Pirates of Discordae is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by William Crawford with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 6.322 billion Discordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panseskia. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Discordian economy, worth 873 trillion defaites a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,185 defaites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and lavish state dinners in Panseskia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discordae's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Discordae is ranked 105,592nd in the world and 1,853rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 401.45084029352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, lavish state dinners in Panseskia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
- : Discordae's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Discordae changed its national nation type to "Space Pirates".
- : Discordae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Discordae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
- : Following new legislation in Discordae, it's best not to ask what goes into Panseskia Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.