The Jingoistic States of Dingusse is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 567 million Dingusseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ding Dong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dingussean economy, worth 85.9 trillion Poopscoops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 151,469 Poopscoops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,760 per year while the poor average 22,356, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, being dead no longer has any benefits, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dingusse's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dingusse is ranked 139,702^nd in the world and 3^rd in NORTH MURIKA for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,356.16 Standard Monetary Units.