Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,836thFattest Citizens: 3,021stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,220th
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Corporate Police State
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Superpower
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Economy
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Dingusse

Population567 million

CapitalDing Dong

CurrencyPoopscoops
AnimalVulture

The Jingoistic States of Dingusse is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 567 million Dingusseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ding Dong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dingussean economy, worth 85.9 trillion Poopscoops a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 151,469 Poopscoops, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 653,760 per year while the poor average 22,356, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, being dead no longer has any benefits, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dingusse's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dingusse is ranked 139,702nd in the world and 3rd in NORTH MURIKA for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,356.16 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,836thFattest Citizens: 3,021stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,307thLargest Retail Industry: 3,990thMost Avoided: 4,428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,526thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,638thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,359thMost Armed: 6,936thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,051stRudest Citizens: 11,497thLargest Mining Sector: 11,786thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,424thHighest Average Incomes: 15,157thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,315thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,576thMost Efficient Economies: 20,599thMost Patriotic: 24,513th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dingusse, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.

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